Conversation with Jojo
Jojo: Daddy did it to you on a cruise ship
Jojo: Did he do it to you four times?
Jojo: And you only agreed on the fourth time. What did he say when you said no the first three times?
We had just watched a helicopter come in over a banner saying ‘Will you marry me?’ And yes, I did refuse Andy’s proposal the first three times – I’m not fussy, I just prefer my future groom sober enough to remember I said yes the following morning…
Conversation with Imogen in a public bathroom…
Imogen is really into big words at the moment.
Imogen (loudly): Mom, have you finished?
Imogen: I’m still urinating….
Conversation with Imogen part 2:
Imogen riding Andy’s back in the pool: Come on my faithful seed.
Andy: steed, Imogen steed…
Personally looking at the results, I think his seed is darn faithful, practically Mini Me – I mean Him, Mini Him …